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Super Hot Boyfriend: “Whatchu doing baby?”
Vanessa “Nothing”
Nothing is when your either actually doing something, or was able to bend logic and do actually nothing. If your doing nothing, are you technically breathing, sitting down, eating?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
But you're breathing.
Not Anymore!
Oh, ok- wait, what, no!
Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.
Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.
Machine with no use, this machine does nothing, and is often used at midnight when the cool breeze form the perfect conditions for a moth party
This machine, does it do anything?
No, it is the machine that does nothing, it does nothing
Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.
“Hey Sarah, do you want to hang out?”
“…”
“Oh yeahhhh it’s National Nothing Day. I forgot.”