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lost ploppety office

noun: toilet / WC - this is where you go to find your lost ploppety. Take a seat and your lost ploppety will soon be found.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I just need to go to the lost ploppety office

by Rafuel July 31, 2008


Officer craps n shits

A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year

Officer craps n shits killed a baby

by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021


Baddest Bitch in the office walk

A style of power walking that was made famous in the series "Aggretsuko".

This power walk is complex and can be extremely strenuous on the lower back as pointed out jn the anime. This style of power walking is said to show furiosity, power and distructive force. It literally is a way to say "im the strongest, fiercest in the room. No man or woman can compete at my level. Bow before me and my greatness"

When women use this men shutter and cringe to the corner while other women jaw drop in awe admiration. Its rather shocking to see many loose will when the wkmen pass with that "smug toughest business careerwoman " look on her face.

"This baddest Bitch in the office walk is murder on my back Washimi"

by Theamazinggeek August 20, 2019


anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 14, 2010


Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

by The Original Ass Hat July 28, 2008


polk county sheriffs office

A place where all corrupt low lives go to shit on everyone and cause fights for no reason, but they do all this "for our safety and well being" right ?

"Man I go into a fight with a off duty office last night, and he arrested me the next morning, only at the polk county sheriffs office!"

by Somebody that I used to know:) August 28, 2020


office 7 iron

this is a great guy to have on your team, the trust 7 iron, the guy can tackle almost any task, make almost any decision, handle any situation .. in other words be played from anywhere

Jackson: How are we ever going to get this stuff done by Tuesday?
Murphy: What about Ray helping us out?
Jackson: Ray works in audit, how's he going to help?
Murphy: Ray's the office 7 iron, he's worked in 6 departments in the last 2 years.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009