Detroit pancake

A sexual act where the male doesn't shower for a week, bottles all of his bodily fluids (blood, tears, sweat, semen, puss, mucus, bile, urine, diarrhea, etc.) into a large container. Then the male takes the mixture and fries it into a pancake. It may take a while to get the right thickness or liquidness of the mixture. If it's too runny, add more feces. If it's too solid, add more urine. After the pancake is finished, the female eats it off of the naked, non-showered body of the male. You can add her bodily fluids for the syrup if needed.

Tom spent a whole week making his Detroit Pancake for his lover. Alyssa then puked on it and ate that bitch up.

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Tits on a pancake

It's basically the best thing in the world. Everyone loves tits, girls either like theirs or want bigger ones so they will like them more, gay guys even like tits. Everyone in the world loves pancakes. They may not call them pancakes but everyone has their own version. Basically you put the two together and it just doesn't get any better then that.

Sex with her was tits on a pancake.

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Pancake Bum

A bum that has no fat on it what so ever and resembles the shape of a pancake.

Hot Guy 1: "Holy shit is that a piece of wood!?"
Hot Guy 2: "Nah, that's just Shakira's Pancake Bum."

*Sees Shakira walking down the street*
"YO PANCAKE ASS!"

Sexy British Man With a Bumchin: "Let's fuck!"
Shakira: *Melts*
Sexy British Man With a Bumchin: "LOLJOKES, my chin is bigger than your ass."

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schmock and a pancake

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes

you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?

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Pancake Bottom

a flat ass commonly seen on white girls

Why would I be attracted to Sara? White girl gotta pancake bottom, and I need a big ol' ledge booty!

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Banana Pancake

When a girlfriend, significant other, fuck buddy etc sits on your lap at a crowded social event or in an automobile, and manages to compress your penis, flattening it in an uncomfortable and unorthodox position.

Babe, you gotta scooch over a bit, I got a banana pancake going on right now.

"Making banana pancakes, pretend like it's the weekend now..."
-Jack Johnson

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Disco Pancakes

A pancake made with cannabis mixed in.

"Hey alex, i feel kinna ill.... are these DISCO PANCAKES?" "Is that pepper you're putting in those pancakes or are they getting ready for the disco?"

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