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An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.
Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.
When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection
Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”
Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips
An extremely small penis.
"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."
When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse
John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster
Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.
Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.
Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.
"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."
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