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When a polish man waits to ejaculate or have sex for 46 weeks so his cum is locked loaded and ready, cums into the mouth of a teen male or female large enough to fill a entire mouth because of the back up he endured in his sex life. The technique helps give the teens fresh breath and no cavities.
He Sondra your breath smells great! "Yea my uncle Radis said he was waiting so long to give me some polish mouth wash. I had some this morning from him"
The act of polishing and or shining another person's knob, a.k.a., their penis tip.
"Ey Boy i'll polish dat knob for fitty cent."
"That Bob Dylan is so hot I'd polish his knob fo free!"
"Got a knob? I'll polish it"
"What was Becky doing out back with Josh?"
"Oh I caught them last time, she was polishing his knob"
"Wow..."
"Yeah she did a good job from what I saw. That knob was clean as a whistle."
"So, you want a job. What are you good at?"
"Polishing your knob."
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A type of nail polish that is sticky, and used to chase your bestie around the block, trying to smear it on her.
“Hey Sara, I am better at sticky nail polish than you”
“No you are not Elle”
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A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.
Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.
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Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.
Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...
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Pubic, leg, and arm hairs left on the sheets after making love to a Polak.
L- Pawel, oh my god, look at all these Polish love hairs...
P- That means it was good.
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When two Policks give each other a bear hug with dual erections.
Ryan tried to give Jason a Polish Hug, but Jason had to go to the bathroom for a few minutes to himself to prepare himself.
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