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potato dog

The cutest thing one can imagine

You are such a potato dog 😍

by Doggoo February 21, 2017


slimy potato

When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy

When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.

by Halfway43 April 07, 2015


Epic potato

Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.

The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.

by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020


Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.

“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough

by GillyB3an February 15, 2019


Potato Gazing

Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.

I was potato gazing all day yesterday.

by dukas July 14, 2011


Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....

I love the Potato Empire.

by Potato love.love December 13, 2022


hyperspace potato

a potato thats in the sky, and it is op.

I had a hyperspace potato for breakfast

by bekfastyyyyy February 01, 2018