Rice-Dyke

much related to a Weeaboo, a Rice-Dyke is a woman of 1st world/Non Japanese origin. Such as Europe, America and some other parts of the world. They are completely sucked into Japanese Culture. As well as the Japanese Language, butchering the beautiful language. Typically buying Japanese candy off the web, Rice-Dykes are not afraid to walk out in cosplay, as well as get tattoos from their favorite anime.

If you see one run far away.

1.) "Hey Gavin, where's your girlfriend?"
"Oh she's over there watching her weeb shit."
"Oh my goodness, what fucking Rice-Dyke."
Girlfriend: "OwO senpai >.< Don't say that :3 xD!!"

2. A man and a women are arguing over the phone. The woman thinks that the anime, "Boku no Pico" was better than "Death Note".

Man: "How fucking dare you soil Death Notes name?"
Rice-Dyke: "OwO but Boku so exciting cx!!"
Man: "We're breaking up."

Black rice

Mouse crap.

I live out in the country and hate coming home to find "black rice" on my counter.

NutSack Rice

The dried up cum that sits on your nut sack after you blow a steamy load of spunk into your woman and keep pounding it so it pumps out on to your nuts and dries up

I think for desert she will have some NutSack Rice.

jeezum rice

Phrase used by Canadians, especially from the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Jesus Christ"

Jeff: "Wow bud, look at the size of that snow bank!"
Bob: "Jeezum Rice! That's a real looker eh?!"

Rice Fairy

A very flamboyant Asian Man kinda like Richard Simmons but Asian.

I was in china town during gay pride week and there was nothing but rice fairy's everywhere .

Chicken & Rice

A funny ha ha song that was sung by the ingenious robot loli Gir. With the simple song that consisted of screeching and the satisfaction of yummy yummy chicken and rice, he was able to practically force children to risk their lives to hold hands (before marriage).

(At Hot Topic)
Quirky Girl : "Wow look at this Invader Zim shirt! It says Chicken & Rice like from the movie! Hee hee hoo hoo"
Regular Being: "You are a piss goblin"

jerk rice

Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
😂😂

jerk rice is not Jamaican.