go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?
3 Completely unrelated items found in the popular game Minecraft
He had a sheep, boat, end rod. I had no idea what his plans were.
The liquid that comes out of the penis during foreplay prior to ejaculation.
I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.
That rod sap is all up in my pants
Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.
The act of sleeping with someone to have a place to stay that night.
Shes totally d-rodding him so she doesnt have to drive all the way home tonight.
The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.
Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.
Make sure the Pink Rod Of Fury is in the boat! I wanna be eating me some fish for dinner hombre.
He is a stunt man who needs to beat up his step dad to earn his respect and become a man. But his step dad frank becomes super sick and needs a new heart. Rod Kimble must raise money to fund a giant jump where he jumps 15 buses(one more then evil Knievel did) to buy his step dad a new heart so that he could beat him up to earn his respect