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falling asleep before a youtube meditation, and then performing said meditation in ones sleep.
I was watching youtube—a meditation channel, and then I fell asleep—right before a manifestation meditation, and it worked—sleep-tation!
Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo
Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there
Marijuana is nature's natural sleeping aid. Commonly used to alleviate symptoms associated with restlessness. If still unable to fall asleep, smoke another bowl. Smoke as many bowls as needed, up to the point of passing out. Consult with your street doctor and/or dispensary to obtain refills.
I was up all night staring at the ceiling. Damn, I should've had a sleeping bowl.
Means you're 'dead' on something. Or you're just completely done with everything at the moment.
Kat: Have you heard the new Drake song?
Mac: No not yet
Kat: 'You sleep asf' mac. You needa hear that new heat asp!
Related to the music industry
-When ur too lazy to leak the original so you sleep on it and pretend to leak something thats already available
Yoo, did u hear the new leak ?
Dude its not new, its a sleep leak
This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!