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A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl
sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair
insult delivered to that fat douche bag who just won't shut the fuck up
fat douche bag: dude you can't do that for shit
maddog: go do a sit-up you fat shit
To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt
That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k
When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
The calorie burning act of sex
Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups
day to sit next to your friends
international sit next to your friend day