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When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.
"I wasn't feeling well, but he insisted on rimming me. I ended up giving him a turtle surprise."
1) Being caught (i.e. espied) when in the midst of washing one's genitalia in someone else's sink.
2) The act of dishonoring one's entire family by mistakenly leaving the washroom door unlocked when soaking one's phallus in a sink, inadvertently exposing oneself to onlookers.
3) Scrotum washing.
1) Jessica: Charles, get out of my fucking dorm room, right now.
Bro1: Whoa, whoa! What's the deal?
Jessica: Motherfucker just let me in on the god damn plumeveil surprise!
2) Dude1: "..."
Girl1: "Oh what the fuck."
3) "Fucking five-color faggot sitting on his god damn plumeveil surprise."
Waking up in the rig. Make coffee and check things out. Way more snow than the forecast said or I thought. Super stoked.
Yo!!!!! Wake up everybody. Let’s ski pow! It’s a upside surprise!!
A giant man gapes your anus while sliding a glizzy into your once tight hole.
Yo domanic did jaquarius give that glizzy Surprise last night?
Yeah man my ass is so lose it got stuck up there for a minute that shit was scary but damn it made a nice snack.
While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure
bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now
1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.
The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise
The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.
Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!