A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.
It can also be a handicapped cockroach.
Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.
I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.
Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
This person seems to be nice.... until they give you crabs and abandon you with ya dead nan
Oi, that's Rob, he's the guy who gave me crabs.
An ugly ugly man-child who looks like a spot of new mold on expired food that you have to inspect twice to make sure it is in fact mold. Just a nasty, moldy, stink, expired onion ring, man-child.
“Ewwww, don’t eat that bread, it’s covered with rob!”
“I literally got food poisoning and was in the hospital for 3 days because I kissed rob!”
Acronym for Really Obsessive Bitch
WWEREALONE is a rob when it comes to attention.
Rob is a one and only knob he doesn't like members of the general public but is a sexy beast
Rob: The Returner Of Brightness, the opposer of Bob, and the opposite of bob from Slap Battles, a game made by tencelll.
Rob was created in the islands of Slap Royale by a group of scientists called "The Opposition" to try and stop bob from causing havoc by using a sample of him they found from a place he destroyed. It took several months for them to create the entity before it's appearance was revealed. The entity was the opposite of bob, having a different eye and body color, and being kind, caring, and docile. With this description, The Opposition decided to name the entity "rob", standing for "Returner of Brightness," that The Opposition hoped would bring down bob's reign of terror. rob started to grow and become stronger, but The Opposition kept him in his chamber and waited for him to evolve to his true form. One day The Opposition visited rob's chamber. But the glass was shattered, signifying that rob had escaped. No one knew where rob had gone, and had not left a single trace. The Opposition were losing their minds because of the time they spent creating rob for years was now gone, and could be anywhere in the world. It is unknown what happened after.
In a nutshell, Rob is bob but you don't spawn rob, rob spawns you.
Glove stand name: ŗ ̓̊̀̍͝͝ȏ̵̧̖̥̜̟̾͝b̵͈̖̔̓̿̕
The most amazing man among men. An honest person,faithful husband. Polite to a fault but is an unconquerable opponent should you find yourself on his bad side. Robs are generous and witty. Intelligence is one of the many traits hard to hide for them.
Rob is amazing. He loves his wife Rose.