the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

Water Bottle Ring

When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.

Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-

neck some bottles

To smash down some booze.
Drink a lot of alcohol rather rapidly.

"Oi cunt! Let's go out and neck some bottles and fuck some bitches!"

Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle

"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"

bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.

She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.

Bottle Nosed Titties

A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.

I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!