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1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
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(v) having sexual intercourse.
- can also be referred to as spankin waffles, slappin waffles, etc.
- Also variations include being able to put syrup on the waffles, twisting them waffles, etc
- Only thing you can never do is "cut" the waffles
-Did he just go upstairs with that floozie?
-Yea, probably about to be smackin waffles.
- Well I hope he uses the proper utensils because i heard she has been smackin waffles with the whole football team.
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The sexual act of a group of men ejaculation onto a waffle, the goal of the " game " is to not be the last to cum, the person who is the last to cum has to then eat said waffle with cum on it
My bros and i stood around and made that bitch eat a white waffle
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Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.
Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.
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Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.
Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!
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1) a blue waffle infection, except in the anus area
Of all the sexually transmitted infections I've gotten, I'd have to say that brown waffle was the most disgusting
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The action of pooping in the shower and stomping it down a waffle shaped drain.
Ew, don’t be a waffle stomper.
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