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When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.
Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
How do you praise? That guy was dead in 30 days!
William Harrison is known for having the shortest presidency in United States history.
Tall motherfucker with glasses albino head ass boi. Who thinks he can body kids that are 5’5 in basketball but gets blocked and then snagged. Also misses dunks, layups and alley oops in 2k
Wow you play like jaykob Williams
William Fleming is a school full of fishy who need to take baths and ghetto hoes.
Guy- Oh my god what’s that smell
Girl- Welcome to William Fleming
Someone who faints on live television.
did you hear the news about the host who passed out live on air?
Yeah thats wendy williams .
medium sized dick, can cause earthquakes, can be used as a bed, overall a very cool nigga
New Paltz middle school quire teacher who claims he is fourteen, but some sources point towards him being twenty-eight. Tall, awkward and a little geeky, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. He has been depicted artistically as both a llama and a dinosaur, and both fit him very well.
"Who's that awkward eight grader?" "Oh, that's William Halpern."