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A useless giner prick that has a fuck face, and is a wanker.
Hey Joey, you're a fuck face ginger wanker
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Oversized, over-used, stretched out vagina lips, hanging from the crotch area, resting on the inner thigh, as if to be an open faced roast beef sandwich.
When your at a party, you meet a chick, you stick your hands down her pants, and there's more meat in your hands than in hers. That's open faced roast beef.
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See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.
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Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.
Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
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Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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What I will do to you when you least expect it.
When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.
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While having sex with a woman (either vaginally or anally), the man uses a dildo on the other available orifice, producing the feel of a sandwich, without the extra man involved.
My girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but I told her I'd just give her an open faced sandwich.
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