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Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
A popular prison trade item, feces intended for consumption. Usually left in an un flushed toilet overnight then distributed by the producer.
Yeah Tucker was tellin’ me about yesterday’s butt chow. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s harvest.
1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
Done by two women with ample booty press their butts together cheek to cheek and wiggling.
Can be done with or without clothes on.
Cure-all .
Ouch! I stubbed my toe! Some squishy butt loving sure would make it feel better
Done by two women with ample booty press their butts together cheek to cheek and wiggling.
Can be done with or without clothes on.
Cure-all .
Ouch! I stubbed my toe! Some squishy butt loving sure would make it feel better
A person who is very dirty, smelly, or greasy. Possibly an un-holy combination of the 3.
Basically Someone who is a stranger to showers. Basically it seems as if they were born from an asshole rather than a pussy and when they popped out they landed in a large steaming pile of horse shit and never washed it off.
Dude do you smell Sean's stank ass coming? Ugh he's such a fucking scrod butt.
Bro I was fingering this bitch and when I pulled my finger out I thought she was super wet but no dude, it was grease bro, I thought I fingered a tub of Crisco, thats the last time I mess with a scrod butt.
When you accidentally follow, or request to follow, someone on Instagram while your phone is in your pocket.
"(______) accepted your request to follow"
What the fuck...I must've butt followed them.