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i like ''jacking off''
Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around
Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"
"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."
When you get a gang of blokes, all called Jack, to ambush someone, usually using violence
"I found that bloke who double-crossed you and sent Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack and Jack to go and give him a good jacking off"
A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”
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When you anger a Chicagoan they’ll call you this and it just means stupid ignorant or annoying
“That jag off cut me off!”
Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.
This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.
OR
Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.