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A psychological reaction to when a known individual repteadly boats about how great their life is on Instagram.
Look at my brand new shoes with my hottest girlfriend with all this cash.
No one cares.
A roblox slender would say no one cares, care is like having a parent take care of you, which is nonsense.
Dude 1: no one cares
Dude 2: your slender-rigged
one stop shoppe is another term for whore
whole town used the one stop shoppe
someone who has a crush on every second person they meet, so when they say something without naming who it is for you ask ,,which one''
hannah: He finally followed me on instagram can you believe that??
me: which one?
hannah: kyle
When you successfully ejaculate inside of the females' mouth, and manage to shoot a hot rod of semen pin point on the uvula, causing a gagging reflex. But right before she manages to spit out your unborn children ghosts, she also gasps for air and swallows in all your cum.
Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.
Dude my girl was giving me head last night, and I came so hard in her mouth, she nearly died threw up; She had one lucky swig.
The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?
The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence
Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “
“No you sloppy bitch”