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Jack Thompson

a activist who pointed out that "in every school shooting, we find the kids who pull the trigger are video gamers", despite the fact that the majority of male teenagers play cod and halo, and many of them don't grow up to murder someone.

Jack Thompson: that kid who shot the other kid at school played cod! That's proof that video games brainwash teenager's minds!
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.

by thecakeisn'talie August 16, 2010

136๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Handsome Jack

A name given to a god damn hero. Handsome Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt Stallions.

He is such a Handsome Jack.

by SoulSlayer2015 March 1, 2017

78๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

by maMFz11 January 15, 2019


Jack Warden

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.

girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 3, 2020

41๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack Dawson

A character from the movie Titanic.

The epitome of the perfect man.

He is everything you wish your boyfriend was.

Girl 1: How's your new boyfriend?
Girl 2: He's nice and all, but he's no Jack Dawson.

by jessrules March 14, 2011

237๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack Harkness

Canon Doctor Who/Torchwood Character. Omnisexual(According to John Barrowman),Iantoloving,Immortal, Ex-Time Agent from the Boeshane Peninsula in the 51st century. Companion of the 9th Doctor and temporary companion of the 10th. Actor is John Barrowman. Extremely flirty and extremely fabulous.

"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?" Jack was trying to flirt. "Oi! Stop it!" There was a noise in the background.

by Sharkcat12 November 4, 2015


jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 2, 2005

1672๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž