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To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.
"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."
the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport
Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!
The most gay person ever. He will sick you off for 20$. He is always touching people in public.
Damn. Little Mike does the best blowjobs
Leaving a shitty condom in the bathtub for your sister to find.
I just totally fucked Becki and pulled a Mike Rice, I can't wait to hear her reaction!!
A musician who took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii he was cool.
I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool - I Took A Pill In Ibiza by Mike Posner
Lead singer of the Beach Boys, reviled amongst their fans. Has got a nice voice, sang lead on « Here Today » and « That’s not me ».
Bob : Hey, who’s your favourite member of the Beach Boys ?
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.