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November 13 National lick your crush day... or National have a sleepover with your crush day.
Girl: umm it’s November 13
Guy: fine we can have a sleepover
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On April 13 it is National Grab a Pussy Day
National Grab Pussy Day is on April 13
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A 13 percenter is a s biker that falsely claims to be an outlaw biker, or 1%er
the other day a hells angel overheard two yahoos sporting Sons of Anarchy TV show jackets and were talking bad ass at the bar. The Hells Angel started to get up to confront the dudes at the bar when his buddy stopped him, telling him not to bother, those dicks are 13 percenters. The Hells Angel then asked what the heck is a 13 percenter. His buddy replied, a 13 percenter is the percent of bikers that falsely claim to be 1 percenters.
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Bitches are born on this day anyone born on this day is a bitch and the worst person imaginable.
They are the worst they must be born on March 13
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A 24-Hour clock reference to 12:13am in the 12 hour clock.
Yesterday, I stayed up until 00:13 in the morning!
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It’s december 13 you know what that means, it means it’s national rub your short friends feet day. Any short person, under 5’5, can and will make a friend taller than 5’10 rub their feet!
It’s december 13 rub my feet you giant
Do i have to
Yes it’s the rules
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