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pertaining to the attitude harboured by pedestrians that only drivers should take care on the road and that it is none of their business to be careful on the road.
The driver-may-care attitude may also invite road accidents.
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When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.
(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."
or DCDS. The driving school that some women must have gone to based on there utter lack of understanding of how to operate a motor vehicle or share the road with others.
After taking up 2/3 of the road and not allowing anyone by "she must have gone to Dumb Cunt Driver School to learn how to do that".
Or a woman pulls around a utility truck without looking for oncoming traffic so you almost end up in a head on collision then motions you to back up out of her way. She must have gone to a Dumb Cunt Driver School
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Sadly it's what the organization called mothers against drunk drivers eventually became.
They had a good cause, one that even the people who drink agreed with. Once they got power they became drunk with power. They were not happy with getting the new laws passed. They keep pushing for even more and stricter laws.
Politicians were more than happy top oblige. They saw the whole affair as a means to raise money without raising taxes.
The old way of handling drunk drivers needed changed. Too many decent people were killed. Unfortunately now decent people have arrest records for drinking half a beer.
Politician to police chief. We need a new city hall but we are short of funds. Go arrest more drunk drivers.
police chief; We are already busting a lot of people as it is. I thought we were doing this to stop drunk drivers. If that's not the case then you ought to convince the people to raise taxes to build your new city hall.
The politician goes to a Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers meeting. He says " Drunk Driving is a CRIME against humanity!" "I need your help." "The police chief is RESISTING my efforts to rid the streets of this scum!" "I need all of you to do a public demonstration at the mayors office and DEMAND he be fired!"
There was a huge protest at the mayors office. The police chief was fired, the new police chief cracked down on the drunk drivers. A huge new city hall building was built. All the politicians became rich from illegal kickbacks. The police chief took a job as a meter maid in a smaller town that paid very low salaries. The drunks were still driving and killing people.
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A lorry driver who drives through the channel tunnel under the sea to bring back rolling tobacco so every can enjoy a cheap rolly.
my dad is a deep sea rolly driver.
A subspecies of micro-goombas, who often live in blocks for defense, and hop around to attack and travel.
“Pile driver micro-goombas first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3.”
if the bar you are at has the arcade racing games, you and your buddies race at the end of the night of course when your all drunk, whoever loses is the one that has to drive. You can go head to head or do the worst time if there is more than two of you.
guy1: are we going to do this designated driver race , it's almost closing time.
guy 2: yeah, we better.
guy 3: lets get thi*(stands up and falls down)
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