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a place where no work is done. also foot jobs are acceptable.
bob: did u finish that paper?
bob2: no i was at club hagg.
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.
You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
You do not talk about Fight Club.
a club where people go to have sex
he held onto my shoulders as we walked into a building. i was read to take off the blindfold from my eyes.
i was shocked when i took off my blindfold to see multiple groups of people having sex. it was a club, but not a normal one.
“it’s a sex club you said you wanted to try new things”
“maybe this isnt so bad”
we walked around and i looked at an older couple having 69 sex on the bar.
next to them, there was a threesome happening.
i felt my panties dampen and my nipples harden up.
“fuck me”
i sat on a counter and my spouse ripped my shirt off of my chest. i wasn’t wearing a bra, i never know when we’re going to have sex.
he grabs one breast in his hand and the other in his mouth. a sharp breath is released from my mouth.
with a moan, he lifts my skirt and immediately begins to lick up and down my slits through my open crotch panties
my moans fill the room and i can feel him breathe in.
he plunges two fingers in and i scream. i cum.
i turn him onto the bar and put my legs by his mouth and my mouth by his dick. i suck him up and down as he eats me out.
i scream in beautiful pain when i feel something jab it’s way into my ass. a male stuck his cock in my ass.
my boyfriend is fine with it, turned on by it even.
we fuck for hours in the bar.
halfway through, a girl sitting on my face after my man has too many orgasms.
we fuck
and fuck
after the many hours of fucking we decide to wrap it up. but we plan “book clubs” every tuesday and thursday. cant wait.
A maneuver so amateur in nature that it could only be committed in a college club sport setting. Originally used to describe actions pertaining to athletics, "club move" has colloquially come to mean a more general "scrub move" or "novice/rookie mistake."
The coxswain slept through five alarms and missed our race... What a club move.
A club in schools that mostly consists of spoiled/rich/popular people
i cant believe they added a stupid vortex club to school
The bun club is a exclusive club for those with buns in their hair. All types of buns count, mini buns, small buns, large buns, messy buns (messy buns are the best).
"Imagine not being a part of the Bun Club, what a loser."