animal pak

A Multi-Vitamin Supplement designed for bodybuilders and athletes made by Universal Nutrition. #1 selling Supplement in bodybuilding for the last 17 years since 2007 and consists of crazy ingredients such as Shark Cartilage and Ox bile. Many bodybuilders swear it makes a significant difference in lifting performance and protein synthesis and metabolism.

Shit! I forgot to take my animal pak, now my lifts gonna suck!!

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anti-anime

A group which seeks to enlighten and inform anime fans of the dangers of becoming fanatics of anime fandom.

Don't confuse anti-anime with the mindless spammers and flamers who only seek to troll on websites and forums.

China has become so anti-anime, they've banned it from their country.

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animal planet

A great television station to watch whilst stoned.

Stoner 1: "Did you see that? That guy's proper pissing that snake off. Animal Planet rocks."
Stoner 2: "What...? Yeah... Is that my twos yet?"

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animal abuser

A sad condition that occurs after pissing off your wife or girlfriend really bad! Case studies show men are most likely to commit animal abuse soon after the "you're cut off" time begins. Effects seems to be acutely focused. Men routinely catagorize themselves in several specific groups. These men are engaging in acts of Spanking The Monkey, Choking The Chicken, Whacking The Weasel, Flogging the Dolphin, and new recent reports demonstrate cross species abuse. Some have now begun to Beat One Eyed Willy, until he finally gets mad and spits on them.

(caller to friend) Dude! I forgot our anniversary ... ... ... again! Third time! What am I going to do?
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.

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Anime girl

A girl from anime that is usually in her teens and has H cup boobs and wears maid outfits and has cat ears.
Simps or pedos Are usually attracted to young girls with these profile pictures, this usually happens on discord, or there’s that one girl in your class with a fox girl pfp in your google classroom.

Anime girl: *takes selfie half naked*

U-UwU I twook a wittle selwfie! OwO p-p-pwease notice me onii senpai..~~ >//w//<💕😘🥰😘💕❤️♥️😘💕🥰😘🥰😘💕❤️♥️♥️💙♥️💙💛🖤💜🖤💙💜💔💗💗💗💗💞💖💚❣️❣️❣️😻💓❣️💓💝💝💝💝💝💝🍆🍆🍆🍑🍒🌸🌸🍒🍒🍒😳😳😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕🥰🥰🥰🥰
Onii: you’re cringe as hell. *reloads AK-47*
Anime girl: S-SENPAI N- *dies*
XwX

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animation meme

An animation meme is an animation that often loops and moves to the beat of a song. The original meme is always the template of that meme and other animator can add their own twist and characters to the meme.

even tho it's called a meme, it's not a meme. the reason it's not a meme is because there's only one context that work with that template and can't be more developed than that.

animation meme is not a meme, I dare you to change my mind

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Animal Partier

Some who parties hard. A person who loves and goes to many parties. The life of the party. Someone who goes to the club and after club.

You can't come with me because your are not an animal partier.
Lets invite ...... the animal partier.

Animal Partiers are born not made.

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