Random
Source Code

Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket

by Drexl69 February 14, 2010


Cat basket

That wonderfully warm spot between your legs under the sheets, that your cat finds irresistible.

I woke up and fluffy was in her cat basket. I loved it

by MeowPDX December 25, 2020


basket slut

A person who sleeps around but feels like a basket case because of it.

Person A: Did you hear about Cindy and the basketball team? She's been bothered by it ever since.

Person 2- Cindy is such a basket slut.

by Nolliekins December 15, 2015


Filipino Wine Basket

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.

Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

by scheisskopf February 14, 2012


A basket of children

More than a few, less than several.

I’m going to have a basket of children and raise them to hate chocolates.

by bebebobo9889 April 20, 2024


basket-making

Euphemism for intercourse.

I'll meeting you later tonight for basket-making.

by seewhaticoulddotohim April 19, 2023


horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy April 17, 2016