Angel Cake

When you jizz on some ones eyes when they are asleep. The cum hardens and crusts over, therefore acting as a cement for the eyelids. The victim wakes up, but can't open their eyes.

"I gave Jay the best angel cake last night. He flipped out when he couldn't open his eyes."

79👍 34👎

Scratch cake

Cake that is made from scratch. Using base ingredients.

Hey this is some good scratch cake.

Cabbie Cake

The wad of money a cab driver gathers in any given shift. Usually comprised of smaller denominations.

That veteran Hack sure knows how to scoop up the Cabbie Cake. He can sure put the heat on the street and when he displays his Cabbie cake it is taken as a warning to others that this is his zone. He owns it in style as he hoists the Cabbie cake high in the air. An intimidating gesture clearly intended to strike uneasiness in others.

Mother of Cake

"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).

Girl 1: "Hey, your cat is running around in my yard with a sock."
Girl 2: "Mother of cake!!!!"

Cake break

A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.

"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."

Cake Void

The feelings produced when one's significant other fails to produce a birthday, as is appropriate.

Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.

Cake With Peaches

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina

I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!