A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.
"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"
Similar to the โwhite boy smileโ but with more of raised eyebrows. Canadian smile is used when walking by someone and not knowing what to do so you make the awkward Canadian smile at them, usually paired with a slight nod.
โI was on a walk the other day and this guy on the other side of the street caught eye contact with me and we both Canadian smiled it was pretty awkwardโ
A beautiful smile that deceptively hides a sassy personality.
Julie has a Canadian smile, its great to look at but once she starts talking it's nothing but sass.
I know how we speak because i am Canadian. I live in Ontario and i've talked to an American a couple times. In Utah they think we say ;
-Sorry (Sarry)
-House (How ess)
-Outside (Owwwtside)
We do say EH, at the end of a sentence BUT NOT ALL THE TIME indicating interest. Like ; three friends are talking in a group and the two leave and walk a way and the one day says ''That dude was an idiot eh?''
Basically that's it.
And around my age, 15 kids here are talking weird too.
We'll say, damn he's a roach. Meaning use less or being stupid.
Also, we call people birds. ''UGH he's a fucking bird!''
More i feel gansgter talk. :)
Like, pce.
(peace)
Best Canadian Accent?
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(n.)- When you set a girls hair on fire while titty having sex with her.
Mia is dead after her boyfriend gave her a Canadian Firedragon.
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Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.
Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.
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Engaging in anal sex, while using maple syrup as the lube.
Me and my girl did it Canadian style last night, then used the rest of the syrup on waffles this morning.
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