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When two gentleman stick 2 cucumbers per rectum in eachother and watch football.
Met up with my boy today for a nice canadian maplemoose
Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.
Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.
Free for all dodgeball / teamless dodgeball
Tim- "Wanna play some Canadian Dodgeball later?"
John- "Grow up, Tim"
I know how we speak because i am Canadian. I live in Ontario and i've talked to an American a couple times. In Utah they think we say ;
-Sorry (Sarry)
-House (How ess)
-Outside (Owwwtside)
We do say EH, at the end of a sentence BUT NOT ALL THE TIME indicating interest. Like ; three friends are talking in a group and the two leave and walk a way and the one day says ''That dude was an idiot eh?''
Basically that's it.
And around my age, 15 kids here are talking weird too.
We'll say, damn he's a roach. Meaning use less or being stupid.
Also, we call people birds. ''UGH he's a fucking bird!''
More i feel gansgter talk. :)
Like, pce.
(peace)
Best Canadian Accent?
(n.)- When you set a girls hair on fire while titty having sex with her.
Mia is dead after her boyfriend gave her a Canadian Firedragon.
Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.
Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.
Engaging in anal sex, while using maple syrup as the lube.
Me and my girl did it Canadian style last night, then used the rest of the syrup on waffles this morning.