Canadian Riot

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

Canadian Dodgeball

Free for all dodgeball / teamless dodgeball

Tim- "Wanna play some Canadian Dodgeball later?"
John- "Grow up, Tim"

Canadian Accent

I know how we speak because i am Canadian. I live in Ontario and i've talked to an American a couple times. In Utah they think we say ;

-Sorry (Sarry)
-House (How ess)
-Outside (Owwwtside)


We do say EH, at the end of a sentence BUT NOT ALL THE TIME indicating interest. Like ; three friends are talking in a group and the two leave and walk a way and the one day says ''That dude was an idiot eh?''


Basically that's it.
And around my age, 15 kids here are talking weird too.

We'll say, damn he's a roach. Meaning use less or being stupid.

Also, we call people birds. ''UGH he's a fucking bird!''

More i feel gansgter talk. :)

Like, pce.
(peace)

Best Canadian Accent?

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Canadian Firedragon

(n.)- When you set a girls hair on fire while titty having sex with her.

Mia is dead after her boyfriend gave her a Canadian Firedragon.

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Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

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Canadian Style

Engaging in anal sex, while using maple syrup as the lube.

Me and my girl did it Canadian style last night, then used the rest of the syrup on waffles this morning.

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