Fuck if i care

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck”

Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA

leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you

Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

Care Mad

When you're mad, but only because you care too much.

The hiring team really dropped the ball on our last 2 candidates. I'm care mad about it.

does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.

Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?

After Care Swiftplay

A swiftplay you queue in the game Valorant treated as an aftercare to controlling your duo's Lovense and participate in pillow talk.

I controlled Sage's Lovense then we queued an After Care Swiftplay.