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The cum Asian girls swallow after a blowjob
That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob
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A Sexual act combination where a woman's face is repeatedly smacked on the checks and forehead while her male partner is in the midst of ejaculation.
In all of the excitement of actually giving her the Chinese Penis Torture, he covered her in aChinese Facial!
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Texting without one's corrective lenses, often resulting in gross misspellings and nonsensical sentences, and seen by others (politically incorrectly) as having an Asian/Chinese appearance due to squinting.
Jeff: "Do I want your bone? WTF?"
Scott: "Oh, sorry man, I was Chinese texting and it autofilled."
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Adopted person
Usually large and round
"You see mandem dere? Rah looks like rehan chinese (fat and adopted)"
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Chimese parent should are mostly super stricken parents that will karate chop you to chinayou don't get less than an A+
My chinese parents will karate chop me back to china next week
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An erasmus Belgian way to invite a girl to make you a bloujob
do you want today to go out to eat chinese food
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While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).
Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.
While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
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