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Named for its devilishly black colour, a black devil is an alcoholic drink similar to a Jager-bomb, consisting of a glass of Bourbon and Coke, with a shot glass full of Jagermeister dropped into it immediately before sculling.
They made me do a Black Devil at the schoolies festival and I immediately lots my guts in the bushes... can't taste the Bourbon, my ass.
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Senator: Judge, what is Devils Triangle?
Judge (lying): A drinking game.
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An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.
Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.
Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.
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The gayest creature to ever roam the earth. Although they are terrified of unicorns they have developed an ingenious defense mechanism know simply as "the flop". They shit themselves when frightened, which is common. In what is thought to be a disturbing mating ritual, they are often seen slapping the floor. If you are close enough to witness this in person run very fast in the opposite direction.
Did you see that sneaky blue devil try to ass rape me?
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When Lucifer takes on human form and torments the damned on earth. usually the form of a long, brown haired, mona lisa faced, 15 year old teenage girl. AKA Jazmine or Lucy Fer
Demon: where are you going my lord?
Lucifer: to Earth, to teach the humans to fear the Jazmanian Devil!
Demon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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A nickname of the drug Marijuana.
Used in a sentence-
"Jimmy be smokin' the Devil's Lettuce."
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When you go out the night of halloween and tepee,egg houses, or any other form of vandlisim. but some people have taken to far by burning down houses. It has now been changed in detroit to angels night which one year decreased crime by 30%.
Dude lets go smash some pumpkins on devils night!
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