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Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 6, 2023


florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022


Florida Halo

A ceiling fan. Often seen on Internet video calls as a telltale sign you are talking to a Floridian.

Hey Jim, did you see Ron, he had a Florida Halo on his head during that Zoom call. He's down there trying to stay cool while we freeze our butts off up here in the colder states.

by DadJokesForever July 19, 2022


Florida King

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag

On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.

by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2024


Florida king

A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.

Person A “I went to his house right”

Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”

Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024


Florida truthing

the suspicion of GeorgeNotFound to be in Florida without any proof.

We’re Florida truthing again.

by dreamteamsavior October 4, 2022


Florida truthing

Fans beliving Streamer GeorgeNotFound is in Florida finally visiting Dreamnap even though he is still in London beign a little lonely bean (with Tommy (the child) and other streamers, but he doesn't go out)

Person A: "George is in Florida, DNF is real"

Person B: "they are George in Florida truthing"

by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022