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Albino lookalike MF thinking he has a big penis but he don´t. He has a very small tiny fag-dick. I kow because i have seen it and we send picture´s to each other.
Damn... look at the white albino faggott. He probably has a small dick and decent from boars. Such A Daniel. H
I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?
After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.
I like turtles and toffe h
Adam is the smartest and kindest person you'll ever meet, he is also the hottest man to live and breath on the planet Earth. Lady's say he is very handsome and that he is one of a kind. He loves cuddles and would be the perfect boyfriend.
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh Adam is soooo hot." Girl 2: " Lol I know right, I would leave my boyfriend just for a 40 second cuddle session with Adam."
Adam H is very smart.
Lilah, lilah is the most best tennis player you will ever meet. she is passionate about tennis, tennis is her life, it will come over all guys and she won't make time for them because she spends all her time on tennis.
Lilah h is a rude person.
Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.
person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’
It’s like the Eiffel Tower, but you are to drunk to high five, and to keep your balance!
My buddy and I got shit faced at the bar last night and and took this chick back to my place! She wanted both of us, we were so drunk we gave her the wobbley H!