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In many situations, a handy indicator of the highest-ranking official.
You can tell he's in charge, Jeffrey; he clearly has the biggest hat.
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A person who is a no good, rotten, waste of space and doesn't know it. They irritate and piss off everyone and anyone the come in contact with or just pass by. They think they are the smartest, best looking, gift of God to the world when in reality they are the exact opposite and repulse everyone and everything either by just walking in the room or opening their mouth.
Anyone who's appearance or IQ would be improved by wearing a toilet seat paper protector.
That guy's a complete ass hat!
That ass hat just: - ran into my car!
- did a U-turn in the middle of the street!
- just tried to buy me a drink!
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In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.
If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.
This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.
'Hat moment - I've just shut down the wrong server.'
'Hat me.'
'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'
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A British Army soldier that undergone specialist training to wear a funny coloured beret.
Look at that Harry Hat Para/Commando wanker, he wants to put those carpets down the fucking screamer.
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The way hipsters wear their beanies only on the crowns of their skulls, because the act of keeping your head warm is too mainstream. Usually these people are between 18-30 years old and hang around shitty jazz clubs, hole-in-the-wall coffee houses, or Goodwills.
I can respect the guy that doesn't wear his winter gear correctly in -20 degree weather. I guess staying healthy without illness is too mainstream. The way they are wearing their foreskin hat makes them look like a gigantic penis. Wait, that's already how they act. Next time you see a person like this, Don't get angry, don't give them a mean look, just chuckle at them.
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When a woman with a whipped cream bra puts her breasts on your head, making it look like you got hit in the head with a pie.
Bitch gave me a bitchin' pie hat.
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Not a fuck coat, or a fuck shirt, pants, or even shoes, it is infact a fuck hat:
1) you fuck the hat making it a fuck hat.
2) used as a word meaning asshole, dick, basterd, deusch bad, etc.
3) a word usually said when your high and forgotten soon after you sober up.
1) Wheres my fuck hat?
2) Stop being such a fuck hat.
3) hMmm haha oh yeaaaa hahahaa fuck hat HAHAAHAA.
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