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apple simps

apple simps are brain damage, they make me want to f ucking die

by kjqherdgfqebrpufiq0e4398tgupoq May 6, 2022

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Hubby brain

the mind being clouded to a point where memory and normal daily functions become limited due to the love a hubby has for his wifey

Wife: honey how could you forget, I just told you the other day.
Husband: sorry honey, it’s just my hubby brain

by Jokesonly3333 September 15, 2021


Foggy Brain

A cognitive delay due to recently waking up. May also be attributed to hunger or anger.

Corey doesn't know what he's talking about, he has Foggy Brain.

by Dr. John, PsyD March 13, 2013


Burning Brain

When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.

"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."

by Kapt'n and Kitty August 22, 2017


brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008


Little brain

Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives

Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.

by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2022

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brain afterbirth

A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.

That kid has too much brain afterbirth.

The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.

by Zebora September 21, 2017