apple simps are brain damage, they make me want to f ucking die
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the mind being clouded to a point where memory and normal daily functions become limited due to the love a hubby has for his wifey
Wife: honey how could you forget, I just told you the other day.
Husband: sorry honey, itβs just my hubby brain
A cognitive delay due to recently waking up. May also be attributed to hunger or anger.
Corey doesn't know what he's talking about, he has Foggy Brain.
When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.
"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."
the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible
I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!
Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives
Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.
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A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.
That kid has too much brain afterbirth.
The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.