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The law of pwnage states that anything that can be owned or pwned, will be.
I proved the law of pwnage by killing some noobs.
Unwritten Law aka UL is the best band that has ever came out to the music scene. They talk about life and don't exagerate, they tell facts and real life. They don't talk about sex and being rich and a playa like every other band on the music scene.
Jill-- "Unwritten Law talks about things I can relate to."
Bob-- "Yeah, they do, I respect their honesty and good rhythym."
An institution that steals three years of your life for three times the amount you paid for in undergraduate school. All learned there is how to party harder and longer without getting caught or at least an effective way to argue your way out of trouble.
Man, law school is such a drag... but hey hey, i knew my 1st amendement rights.
This law states: When a woman is getting dick on a regular basis, without the stress of having to work for it (ie married, live-in boyfriend), she will gain weight. When a woman quits getting dick and has to go out or work for it (seperated, busted up, divorced), she then looses weight.
Dang, Julie can't escape Nate's Law, she has put on about 10 pounds since she's moved in with Odie.
Events will occur at the most inconvenient times, similar to Murphy's Law.
While waiting for a phone call forever, if you hop in the shower, they will call... Dalby's Law
If expecting company, go to the bathroom and they will show up... Dalby's Law
The waiter will always ask for the order when you are on the phone... Dalby's Law
If you have been waiting for your food for a while, go to the bathroom and it will show up... Dalby's Law
In 1981, U of I Professor Goodwin made the observation that Usenet discussions gravitate downhill.
He postulated that as the length of a discussion thread grows, the probability approaches one (1) that one participant will introduce the terms "Hitler" or "Nazi".
The custom has evolved that the first party to utter "Hitler" or "Nazi" has lost the discussion, and the thread terminates.
Goodwin's Law has been invoked, guys. I'm out of this thread.
Is a sister much like an evil step sister
that you get pasella when you marry the idiot that you thought was the love of your life but is actually a lazy motherfucker who still needs his ass wiped by his mommy. Anyhow Sister-in-law is nother like a sister most of them are fat ugly bitches that should just die horrible painfull deaths. To narrow it down they are ugly bloodsucking wankers.
5 years ago:
Bianka: Hi my name is Bianka I love your brother.
Sister in law: You are not good enough for my brother he deserves to be with someone like Britney Spears.
Today
Sister in-law: OMG my brother deserves better.
Bianka: o go fuck yourself ugly bitch I think he deserves Britney spears they are both useless fuckers that are soooo stupid and they both have smelly arm pitts.