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also the Christmas Safety Campaign
a campaign whose aim is to prevent girls and young women from being raped or killed by Niddars and to educate them about the use of devices for their personal safety.
The Christmas Safety Campaign was launched in 2004 after the Lucie Blackman murder case committed by Kim Sung Jong, a businessman of Korean descent, in 2000 in Japan.
Rotten-Kimchi-Buster Spray, a Christmas Safety weapon, for your girl friend.
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A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.
Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.
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A time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you're young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.
ages 1-5: Believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts
ages 6-10: May or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.
ages 11-15: Don't believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. Christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.
ages 16 and beyond: Christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you're older. YOU actually are expected to get others gifts. Wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.
6 year old at christmas time: "Santa is coming soon! I'm so excited! I wonder if he'll bring me a race car that I asked for!"
17 year old at christmas time: Studying for finals, Christmas comes and all they get are socks.
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When you have a mostly female orgy on Christmas.
John: So bro, what'd you do over the break?
Steve: I went to Julie's place and she had a couple more people over and we had a Pink Christmas.
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An Australian country in the Indian Ocean. It ismostly known for crabs. The capital is Flying Fish Cove (also known as "The Settlement.")
I went to christmas island.
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A universal feeling and or action, during the month of December, that children and adults receive when they see presents and gifts under a tree.
Why don't you just Christmas Shake your gift an guess what's
inside!
It's December and I've got Christmas Shaking on my mind.
The Christmas Shake! Everybody Does it!
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selling out of christmas! money hustle anywhere and everywhere, disguising itself as worship of jesus
i work in retail, this time of year i feel like a christmas pimp!
those merchandisers are out there trying to christmas pimp the people!
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