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Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.
Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck
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A fat piece of shit lagger who thinks he’s peng when in reality no one would ever want to get with him.
‘Look at that ugly cunt over there.‘
‘Who’s that’
‘Jacob Hughes’
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Jacob Black is a character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is in love with Bella, until she has a child. He then imprints on Renesmee (Bella and Edward's daughter). He is also a REALLY hot werewolf. Though he's incredibly sexy in human form as well.
Me: "I' switching from Team Edward to Team Jacob now."
:)
Other Girl: "Whose team?"
Me: "Jacob Black, the guy hotter than Edward!"
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One of the main characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga series, a teenage werewolf of the Native American Quileute tribe, who is the best friend or 'personal sun' of the main protagonist Bella Swan.
Easygoing, laid-back and fun, Jacob (Jake) is described as a happy magnetic teenager who makes others around him happy and comfortable that even the awkward Bella finds their friendship to be as natural as breathing. Always there for her and understands her best, Jacob was the sunshine that uplifted Bella's life when she hit rock-bottom, the one whom she could completely rely on, and is truly a best friend one could ever have.
However he falls in love with Bella whom is in love with Edward Cullen but realizes that she, in fact, deeply loves Jacob as well.
Just a very realistic, human and awesome character that one can't help but love, even Stephenie Meyer absolutely adores him.
Oh did I mention he's hot in both the books AND movie (portrayed by the fine young Taylor Lautner)?
"Does my being half-naked bother you?" - Jacob Black.
"Like we were connected, the echo of his pain twisted inside me. His pain, my pain." - Bella Swan on Jacob Black
"Jacob was my first experience with a character taking over—a minor character developing such roundness and life that I couldn't keep him locked inside a tiny role....From the very beginning, even when Jacob only appeared in chapter six of Twilight, he was so alive. I liked him. More than I should for such a small part." - Stephenie Meyer
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Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .
Jacob satorious has saggy tits
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A Little shit who makes stupid lip-synching videos and bites his lip flexes shit he doesn't have
Molly: yeah hey do you know who Jacob Statorious is
Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again
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It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair
"Who is that hot guy over there?"
"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"
"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"