Usually a bloke from The Pewfist
YO IS THAT JACOB DEVLIN EATING AT MACCIES??
Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.
Again this week, he jacob stripling ed... I'm not mad, but i am extremely disappointed...
Jacob incollingos usually have a monster cock but suffer from a disease called phimosis. His foreskin is longer than his girth and has an extremely ugly head. soooo fucken ugly bro, like one of the ugliest guys u will meet. I know a Jacob Incollingo and he once kissed my shoe and still doesn't admit that he's my bitch. if your friends with a Jacob Incollingo then don't lose him cause he's a good little gamer and u can make him ur bitch. HE CARRIES IN FORTNITE! one day ill fuck u up in a 1v1
bro, I fucked this guy last night and his foreskin was longer than his cock
holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?
A president who cant say numbers correctly
Kim:There are 7 100.
50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma
the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, it’s truly incredible if you get to know him. he has the sweetest soul, big heart (even bigger d), and will treat you right. if you meet a jacob miller you won’t be able to help but fall in love with him. be careful because he has a freaky side to him, he will rock your shit. anyways , he is a one of a kind very special man. treat him right and you’ll have a husband. (likes sunsets , baseball, football, and grape gatorade)
“yo i love jacob miller!”
“yeah he is such a guy”
Is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. Is a leader.
Jacob Kaplan is a name!
braden: dang did you see jacob parsons
kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat