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A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
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Girls in college who kiss or hook up with other girls when they are drunk.
A college lesbian is created when two girls consume a lot of alcohol at a college party and end up kissing or hooking up.
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Noun: A woman, typically in her 20's, that proceeds to commit lesbian acts while in a party situation. Inebriation is a common excuse for party lesbian behavior in generally heterosexual women.
Guy 1: Did you see those chicks making out last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! They're totally party lesbians. Didn't they leave together?
Guy 1: Dude... do you think they scissored?
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A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.
Susie: Are you menstruating?
Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!
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A term used by someone to convey excitement or shock.
Leapin' Lesbians that some hot thai food!!!
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When two girls use dildos and vibrators to recreate sex between a man and a woman.
One day I came home from work and found my girlfriend, Rachel lying on the sofa using a dildo to matstrabate with lesbian porn playing on the tv. I slowly started to get wetter until I turned off the tv and came over to Rachel. We started making out then we stood up as she pulled down my panties and my skirt and ate me out giving me a massive orgasim. She stopped as I took of her shirt but quickly resumed. I reached forward over Rachel to take off her bra. She stood up and took off my shirt and bra. I then started to take off her skirt and panties so we were both naked.
I grabbed the dildo that Rachel had left on the sofa. I lay down and started to dildo fuck myself because I knew that it made her cum even more. She then took the dildo out of my vagina then lay on top of me as we started to grind our wet pussies against each other, making a slapping noise. We were making out at the same time, my tongue intertwined with Rachel’s. She got up and came back with our vibrator then turned it on and gave it to me. She lay in my place as I shoved the vibrator up her wet pussy. Rachel started to moan loudly and I knew she was getting a huge orgasim, so I kept on doing it the same.
When I eventually stopped Rachel sat up and started to play with and lick my big tits I did the same to her before we fell asleep in each others arms.
It was the best lesbian sex I’ve ever had and when we woke up the next morning we repeated it again.
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stereotype that a girl who has not taken lesbian 101 has not yet had a real lesbian experience. the stereotype is that the first time a girl really goes for another girl they will fall ridiculiously head over heels in love/infatuation, mixing up the pleasure of having sex with a girl/being in a female relationship/having a crush on a girl with being with THAT specific girl. especially a problem when one girl/lesbian/bi/queer female seduces/becomes involved with/is accused of seducing a girl who's never done anything with a girl before. ties into the joke: "what do lesbians bring on a second date? a uhaul." in that girls who are completing lesbian 101 may fall prone to overcommitment in the excitement of experiencing their first lesbian love. although sometimes lesbian 101 experiences can work out, like it's heterosexual counter part "frist love" it typically ends passionately and messily. completing lesbian 101 does not mean that you will major in women's studies, or to put it bluntly, become a lesbian.
jamie: hey amie! i hear you've got a moho girlfriend now, how's that workin out?
amie: oh my god she's amaaaaaaaaazing! i love her so much! i mean i know we've only been 3 days but i know she's the one! she, like, completes me! i've already picked out the name of our adopted children! and god is the sex mind blowing!!!
jamie:... dude, you are totally taking lesbian 101. have fun with that...
julie: yeah, so i really like this new chick lucy but uh...i'm afraid she hasn't taken lesbian 101, and i totally don't want to mess with that, you know?
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