Maddy’s are typically hot, bubbly, sweet yet sensitive, fierce, funny, and dingy. She loves to laugh and has a good sense of humor. While Maddy’s are clumsy, they get very good grades. They are usually blonde headed and have blue or green eyes. They are so friendly that it comes off flirty, but the guys love it. Usually attract boys that are 4+ years older. are very picky when it comes to food and HATES spicy food. Daredevil. Dramatic. Have guy best friends. Very Good Looking. And no matter whose around or what is wrong they will always lift your spirit! If you have a friend in your life like maddy…DO NOT LOSE HER. You will never get another one like her again.❤️
Guy1: who is that hot chick?
Guy2: she’s my best friend, her name is maddy.
Guy1: is she single?
Guy2: are you 4+ years older?
Guy1: yes
Guy2: what a coincidence…she’s single
Hot babe who is obsessed with people named nathan
“Wow my names maddy and look at that nathan he’s so hot”
Maddys are usually big ass crackheads there really annoying but they are nice and very kind and would never let you down maddys tend to be there for her friends and stick up and care for them but sadly loves drama. Maddys are very pretty and can get boys too. They love partying and being annoying. ur really lucky if you know a maddy.
friend 1: omg maddy is so annoying but i gotta love her!
friend 2: ya maddy is the best! lol
An absolutely haggard, tired soul that takes out their hatred and loneliness on those younger, hotter and more interesting than them. They try to be the cool white girl and a fake ally just to position themselves as morally better but really they’re morally bankrupt. Would sell their own mum for a Gucci shoe, suck their manager’s dick for a pay rise (he won’t cum). Quite a bent nose with a masculine looking face, trying to hide her age with pop culture references even though no one cares about Harry styles. Has a penchant for tearing down women of colour and gaslighting them. Completely sad that she is a spinster and will likely stay like that forever. Finally, she is absolutely mad. Hence, the name.
Damn, that witch is a Maddy the way she cackles at brown women.
A nickname Mrs. Walton came up with for one of her APUSH students.
Mrs. Walton: “Maddie Long Legs is my favorite student.”
Should have sex
I saw Maddi and Charles sitting on each other and Charles bricked up when Maddi was bouncing on him