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Mike (Michael)

I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.

My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.

My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.

My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.

My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.

My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.

I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3

Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.

I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3

by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018


Mike Vibes

when you got hate on your mind or heart for these dimes, bitches, hoes, manglas, etc. and it’s fuck them

these dimes been doing me wrong since the sandbox so fuck it i’m on my mike vibes.

by playboi mike November 6, 2019


Mike Wheeler

Mike (Michael Wheeler) is one of the main characters of the Netflix horror/sci-fi tv show called Stranger Things. He is played by Finn Wolfhard.

Mike Wheeler... idk

by kjp06 June 17, 2020


Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”

Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!

by TwittahBanned4Life January 16, 2021


mike dale

To go from a mild mannered and fun individual to a human war machine in a few miliseconds.

Dude don't go all Mike Dale on that dude, he ain't worth it.

by hsurfo June 15, 2018


mike pikey

Bowl of rice inside of a condom

Pass me that Mike Pikey

by Handsomejack83 March 7, 2018


Wild Mike

Curran Dixon’s alter ego while playing video games

Did you see that guy?

Yeah he was wild!
I think that was mike.... wild mike

by Wuuut1276 April 21, 2019