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After eating, using vomit inducing substances so that you don't have to use your fingers.
Can be used as a prank, or mainly by Bulimics who don't like poking their throats to puke.
"Chuck" comes from "Upchuck", to throw up.
Have you seen donna? I heard she is on the chuck adkins diet.
Makes her body look TIGHT.
"What is the Chuck adkins diet? It's like the Atkins diet, except all calories in, all calories out, you get me?"
PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET
-DIET
MORAL: DIET
IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.
Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)
"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol
When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.
Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"