Pass the Shirley Temple

A phrase that is used inplace of asking permission to perform a handjob on a person.

Would you pass the Shirley Temple?

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Ships passing in the night

A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.

In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.

Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.

Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!

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W-word Pass

A w-word pass is the w-word version of the n-word pass. The w-word pass grants the person carrying it the ability to say the w-word.

Black guy: Ayy my whigga
White mobster: Defuq are you saying to me
Black guy: Pulls out w-word pass
White mobster: Ayy my whigga

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C Word Pass

The incredibly rare artifact that signifies the permission (from a white person) for a PoC to say "cracka". This artifact goes for a pretty penny on the black market, probably as much as Derrick Henry would go for if slavery still existed.

Black guy: Yo! Wassup cracka!
White guy: The fuck you say to me? You better have a pass or imma call my crackas and beat your ass!
Black guy: Shit, my bad bro *pulls out C Word Pass*.
White guy: You crazy son of a bitch, you actually have one! You all good now, wassup my cracka?

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Nick her in the passing

To have a casual sexual encounter. Analogous to "Give her a portion" and "she'd do a turn"

Gary: "Dave, I think you have a thing for Gail"

Dave: "Nah, not really, I might nick her in the passing"

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back stage pass

Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.

“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”

“No way”

“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”

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N word pass

The n word pass is a pass to say the n word that is earned by gaining the trust of a person that is African American. You need to be worthy of the power The n word pass in order to obtain it.

Tyrone: hey dawgy dawg
Josh: hey Tyrone
Tyrone: I think you deserve the n word pass

Josh: I’ve been waiting my whole life, It’s an honer to call you my n....

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