Tim Hortons

Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)

American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"

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Tim

To get f*cked in the @ss by a black guy with a tiny dick and then lick it off while folding laundry with your feet.

Dude: Yeah man, she totally Tim-ed me last night. Good thing too, I had alot of laundry.

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Tim Allened

Tim Allen - One weak ass actor who stars in the T.V. Sitcom Home Improvement. Notorious for grunts.
See Tim Allen Hammer.

Oh shit man ... I got fired from my job. Ohhhhhhhhh you were just Tim Allened! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh!

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Tim Thomas

Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed goalies in the NHL. And of course, the Bruins fans salavate over guys like this. HIs acrobatic "style" belongs in the circus not the ice....

"Wow did you see Tim Thomas sitting on his ass when that goal was scored on him?"

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Tim Gordon

Front man of urban rap group from Australia, Frangipani and the floating circus of light

Tim Gordon is sex on a stick

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Tim

A man who is often outwitted; is constantly trying to 1up others; and can be heard asking others to eat out of his own rectum; approach with caution. Has been known to tell unneccessarily long stories .

He's a real Tim

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Tim Thomas

Prob the best player in the NBA. Often compared with LeBron and Kobe, but they dont stand a chance. If you are called Tim Thomas or T Squares you are a person who is wet from Three point range. You almost never miss.

kid1: Yo did you see that. He just made 69 threes in a row.
Kid2: ya hes a real Tim Thomas

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