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Pissing into a pot and throwing it at someone
He didn't know he was about to get a Boiling Pot
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After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.
I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.
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Someone who plays league all the time and eats in his room, thereby eating out of a pot of grain.
Girl 1: "Have you seen that hot dude"
Girl 2: "Oh, I heard hes Pot of Grain"
Girl 1: "Oh nevermind hes disguisting"
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When you've got to urinate really, really - REALLY - badly and it comes out like a steaming jetstream for, like, three or four minutes straight.
"Pull over. I've seriously got to dent the pot"
"Jeff had four beers and now he's in the head denting the pot"
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Someone who is boring to hang out with unless you are stoned too.
I dumped my ex because he was a pot head. He just wanted to sit around and watch TV all day.
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a whole fuck'n lota some thing (ie money,girls, weight,height,widith
That trucks weight is a whole shit pot load. That mother f'er has a whole shit pot of girls.
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Farting in a hot shower, the smell rises until the water stream pulls it with the water to the bottom of the shower, where the steam pulls it up to your nose. The running shower repeats the process creating a crock pot effect
Man I crock potted my self in the shower this morning!
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