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A dish best served moist. A cheesy, eggy tart with flaps of ham and a crusty base. Often served in finger buffets. Baking queef lorraine was a favourite past-time of housewives in the 1980s, and is seeing a resurgence in popularity today.
"Jane became frustrated with Arnold and served his slice of queef lorraine directly into his mouth."
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When a rogue hair tickles your vagina and you queef.
I was doing pilates and tickle queefed.
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When you put the coke in the loose pussy and make her sniff the pepper. She will queef and the cocaine will fountain up and look like snow.
I heard Alexander was snow queefing his bird the other day, what a guy.
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A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”
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this is when one hit's the pussy so hard she starts to queef uncontrollably and loudly
"wow bro, did you queef it up last night?"
"yeah!"
"nice"
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when a woman puts a mega phone on her vagina and a man puts his face on the end of it and she she releases genital flatulence into the mega phone.
man, that tart deafened me with that amplified queef last night.
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When you shove a dick in beafs butthole and he farts
God damb that bitch was beaf queefing all night
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