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The chasing of a hit of marijuana with a Jager bomb before exhailing the hit.
A Ripasaurus Rex is a great way to start the day!
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Kaylasaurus rex: The cute dinosaur (genius name)
species type: amphibian, mammal
stood approximately 5 foot 5
brain mass to weight ratio : 1/40 same as a mouses'
DNA code Deoxyribonucleic acid double helix
same as a chimps
a friendly/cute dinosaur
claims to be a vegetarian. in all actuality is an omnivore :D
(meat & inominant objects; such as fruits, vegetables loves rice)
has braces, blue eyes
piercings few, purpose for piercing, scientist say, is to attract a potential mate
her most attractive piercing is the belly button piercing, this attracts many males.
she lives in packs, would rather be an individual, tho it seems she does not like her mother at times.
quite unique, because, this species'/dinosaur hair used to be blonde, and now has darker hair. and wears glasses
not the brightest of its kind,
but her IQ is 140
first existed since april 10th year 199? - unknown
lives in the 21st century to present
loves music and her friends and occassional cuddling with her current boyfriend. if shes in the mood, she will occassionally kiss him. its actually a rare site.
he's lucky.
and when out in the sun for long periods of time, the kaylasarus rex's skin turns from a pale white to an apple red. then eventually shedding obtaining a new layer of skin. the burn soon turns into a tan
making the kaylasaurus very very attractive ; )
all the guys get these
8============> <-- they get that :p
oddly colored skin is one of her more redeeming traits.
patches of pale, red skin. is quite often during the summer months.
all and all they are going extinct
for there is only 1 kaylasaurus- Rex left in the world
and i couldn't be any luckier to have her all to myself
i love kayla rexine!
you. dude, i saw a kaylasaurus-rex.
Me. yeah, that's my girlfriend. haha
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One who uses the term "swag" too often to compensate for a lack of genitals of any sort.
Cindy: How did your date with matt go?
Sally: Oh, you know, he was a Swaggasaurus Rex
Cindy: Oh, it was that bad....?
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When someone doesn't pick up the check at dinner or lunch or whathaveyou. They have short arms like a T-Rex
That shrek lookin' ass be T-Rexing me nigga!!!!!
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1.When someone, male or female, is being an incredible whiny bitch and/or seems like they have so much sand in their vagina;real or presumed, that the Mojave Desert then seems like a sand box.
Their mating call is a sound that comes deep within your throat, is loud; above 80 decibels and you have to wag your tongue back and forth in your mouth to create said noise. Since their nature is to wade in their own self pity, instead of being turned on they reply with "What's wrong with you?" or "You're so fucking gay". And then walk away to go and touch his/herself.
Matt: "Oh whoa is me, my life sucks, I'm going to go and drink all day because no one likes me. I hate my job and I just want to kill myself."
Greg: "Dude, you're such a Vaginasaurus Rex"
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a person who is of such a great magnitude of dislike
The adventures of dr. douchebag and fagasaurus rex are the best comic books ever!
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Someone, typically a male, with an extremely large penis! Short name: "cak."
Ross: "Dude, that girl hut, she wants me!"
Abe: "Oh yeah, what tell you dat?"
Ross: "My fuckin cakasaurus rex you idiot. Bitches can't deny it!"
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