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The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.
There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.
A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.
I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
SHART (sh-art)
When you fart, you might let out such a titan force fart, it makes you poop.
Sentence
Joe: why did the chicken cross the road?
Mama: idk, why?
Joe: it had to go to the other side!
Mama: HAHAHAHgagHhahH (sharts)
A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!
Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
When someone "sharts," they farted and left shit stains on their pants.
Cecil: Who brought the crap in?
Licec: Shut yo mouth, you prob shart your pants everyday
When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.
Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!