The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi
Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(
when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
Derogatory term for a businessman with an excessively large head who has a penchant for defecating in inappropriate places
“Fucking Shitty Sheets has done it. We love his Shitty ways”
When you lube up your dick and you slide it into someone's shit filled ass
I just gave keighten a shitty slider
When you lube up your dick with someone's shit and fuck their shit filled asshole
Logan: "It was great giving Lukas a shitty slider last night!"
Lukas: "Oh yes! Skibidi dip dip get in me!"
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When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.
"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"